How To Lose A Finger OR Stretch A Canvas

So we were stretching canvases and we're trying to keep our fingernails from getting cut off, and we realized we could build a house after building these (So there's no excuse for poverty in North Miami anymore). The "chop saw" (not scary at all) is no longer an impending danger (it's really your friend!).

We made sure that goggle safety was a top priority when using the staple gun. And that last statement was a complete lie in it's entirety.